If there is one universal commonality about children it is that they can be funny. Often, they are funny at moments when they don’t realize it. Kids are generally hilarious as they discover the world around them, learn new things, and open their eyes to new experiences.
As many parents and teachers and childhood educators find out through experience, children can bring laughter to the most unexpected moments. This is why their is an unbeatable joy to childhood that is timeless in every way.
From noticing something that they can’t explain to trying a new food for the first time, let’s explore some of the hilarious moments that children bring about with some of their funny childhood quotes. There is something even more entertaining in the pure innocence that these things are said with!
Funny childhood quotes
When feeling nostalgic about childhood or reflecting on a child growing up, there is nothing more comforting than a funny quote. Have a laugh with some of these funny and true quotes about childhood for greater perspective.
- Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
- If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other in order to avoid lava, you never had a childhood.
- My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed and thinking…”wow, I can teleport!”
- Life is weird: first you wanna grow up and then you wanna be a kid again.
- When I was a kid, ‘talk to the hand’ was the best defense I had.
Funny things said by children
Have a laugh with some of these funny things that children have said to their parents, teachers, or babysitters. You can just imagine an innocent child saying these without meaning to make someone laugh.They are sure to bring a smile to your face!
“Excuse me. I understand that you like taking naps, but I don’t”.
“Mommy. I’m not joking, I’m not kidding, and I’m not playing. I need chocolate.”
“Mommy. I wish you were my age so you can be my daughter.”
“Darth Vader is a really crabby guy. I think he lives in Australia.”
“I really love being human. But some days I really wish I could be a fairy.”
“What if the police lied and turned the siren on but he was just going to get a taco for lunch?”
“Actually, I need pancakes and not a hug this morning.”
“I think Dr Seuss’ first name is Arthur. People who write books are arthurs so his name must be Arthur Seuss.”
Every day, children give us reason to laugh and smile. It is important for parents and teachers as well as friends and family members to remember the funny things that children say and look back on them with smiles and fondness. Childhood passes too quickly and kids grow up rapidly, so treasuring funny moments like these will always prove to make special memories.